okay this one isn’t too small but it will be as soon as I wash it
I bought a whole bunch of clothes online, a bunch of medium-size shirts and size 29 pants
and all of the shirts are too small and all of the pants fit perfectly
I actually have to buy large shirts oh my god my world is completely upside-down I’m so lost
Justin Violini
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hank hill is actually my dad
(Source: buttsexington, via girlpuke)
When you’re ordering food and you say “may I please have the _____” and the guy behind the register is like “no” and you look at him and he’s like “just kidding!”
cut it out that shit ain’t cute
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Anonymous asked: are you the one who did some school prject with toast in your shower one time
yes
now the whole photo department at my school knows me as “toast boy”
HOLY SHITBITCH I GOT AN A- IN AN ENGINEERING CLASS THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATION I’MMA BUY ME SOMETHING NICE
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so is it creepy that I know what the super hot guy who goes to my gym drives and I get all excited when I get there and his car is in the parking lot
blame/thank kyary