| me: | i think our son is gay |
| husband: | why |
| me: | i made him curl my hair because i've been drinking since 10 am and didn't want to burn myself again |
| me: | and he was really good at it |
| me: | he was better than the salon i go to and i pay that fairy fifty bucks |
| husband: | you've been drinking since 10? |
| me: | and i said "honey you havent had a girlfriend in a while" and he was like "i'm 12" |
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